Jul 9, 2009

I'm back, bitches!

Wow. It's been almost a year and half since I've written anything here. Time flies when you're working 50 hours a week and attending school at the same time.

That's really no excuse, though. Well, I guess it is. But it's boring. So I'm just going to say I couldn't write anything because I was busy competing in underground karate tournaments, fighting off an invasion by the Lava People of Moltarr 9, cavorting with beautiful celebrities, and stealing shit off your porch. If anyone asks, tell them the same. Or else your decorative garden gnome will start losing fingers.

Moving on. The music for today is "Camera Shy", by the Lucksmiths. I don't know why I never posted any of their songs before, as they're probably my favorite band ever. Which kind of sucks, because they're a little indie group from Australia, which means they tour in the U.S. about once every million years, and when they do, certainly don't stop in Atlanta. Their music has some of the most beautiful and well-written lyrics I've ever heard, and I kind of want to have sex with lead singer Tali White's sexy chocolate voice.



Seeing as how I'm now in my grad quarter in school and basically just polishing my portfolio as opposed to writing new kickass ads, I'll be posting something every day from now until whenever I don't feel like it. It's good to be back and just writing; I feel like after two years of being screamed at to condense my words to the smallest amount possible for advertising purposes I'm kind of rusty. But even just writing the few paragraphs here feels pretty good.

Until tomorrow, then, when I'll hopefully have something longer and more hilarious to say.

1 comment:

Charity Caroline said...

Holy Shit, I have missed your posts. I've already told Noel, but since you still eat meat PLEASE EAT A GRAY'S PAPAYA HOT DOG while you're in NYC!!!! If you're already back when you read this lie to me and tell me you ate two and they were delicious.